Got a small list of phrases that I’m sure will get you in tons of trouble with a police officer if you get pulled over! I’m sure if you catch a nice officer these would really be hilarious though!
Here goes…
~I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police officer.
~You’re not gonna check the trunk are you?
~I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
~Hold my beer while I look for my license.
~I am not drunk. I am not slurring either. I am simply speaking in cursive.
~No, do you know how fast I was driving?
~I’m not sunk, I’m dober.
~Here, take my donut and we’ll call it even.
~Are you sure you wanna put me in the back of your car? I’ve got a bad case of explosive diarrhea!
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Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something.
I think that you can do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but other than
that, this is great blog. An excellent read. I will
definitely be back.
Thanks! I’m glad you liked it. And thanks for the tip…I will try and add more pics in my posts from now on!