You know those days where everything seems to go haywire?
Yep, having one of ’em today!
Let’s start with the morning shower…I see my husband off to work and head to the shower. I crank up some music and put on my rock show! Yes, I normally sing in the shower, at the top of my lungs. Halfway through the shower, Psycho Killer by the Talking Heads begins to play. I freakin’ love this song! So as a result, I sing even louder! I am putting on a serious rock show! Ya’ll, our foster puppy Bridgette began to make this horrendous howling noise. It sounded like a cross between sheer pain and mourning a loved one! I peek out of the shower curtain and she instantly gets quiet and tilts her head to the side while her ears do this sideways thing. She looks like she is so damn confused! I giggle and go right back to singing. She starts howling again like I am torturing her! LOL Needless to say, I had to cut my concert short and hurry out of the shower before she gave herself a heart attack!
About 20 minutes later I was on the phone with my sister catching up. I was in the kitchen fixing a cup of coffee. I guess I was so into the conversation that I wasn’t paying attention to what I was doing, because 30 minutes later I was scouring my kitchen trying to find the coffee creamer. It is supposed to be in the refrigerator. I check and recheck the fridge. I check the countertop next to the coffee pot. I check the rest of the counter space. No luck. How do you lose coffee creamer? After about 3 minutes of rechecking these “normal” places, I began checking everywhere else in the kitchen. I had put the damn creamer, that is supposed to be refrigerated, in the cabinet with the coffee cups! What the hell?!?
The next “crappy” part of my morning also happened in the bathroom! I had cleaned the tub, sink, and countertops. I was in the process of cleaning the toilet, which is my least favorite part of cleaning. I was wiping down the toilet seat rim when out of nowhere comes a sneeze. Holy shit! My whole right arm, up to my elbow, ended up in the toilet! Now even though I had just cleaned the toilet, it still makes me cringe. I was gagging and dry heaving all over the bathroom! I got my arm out to side like it is crawling with the plague! The amount of hand sanitizer I used after washing my arm was probably enough to clean the bodies of four adults! Ugh!
And the last tragedy of my morning happened on the staircase. I went upstairs to my daughter’s room to inspect the disaster area. That room looks like a tornado went through it. Clothes, toys, art supplies, etc. are everywhere. I decided I wasn’t going to gather up the clothes. She can clean that room up today! Anyway, I checked her bathroom and such and was heading back down the stairs. Now I’m guess my socks have zero traction cause that fourth step happened to be a doozy! My right foot slipped out from under me and my hands didn’t make it to the banister. My left foot decided it needed a turn next. I hit my ass and bounced down eight steps. I bounced hard too! When the terror ride was over I just laid there. I figured it was best not to move too quick! Haha! I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be black and blue tomorrow.
I’m gonna take it easy for the rest of the day. It might be best to wrap myself in bubble wrap. At least next time I fall I will be entertained when the bubble wrap pops!