Maryland man admits cannibalism

Well…it’s continuing folks!  This is the fourth weird case I have seen in the past three days!

CNN link:

Alexander Kinyua has admitted to killing his housemate with a knife, cutting him up and eating his heart and part of his brain.  He put the other remains in a nearby dumpster.

There is another case about a Canadian man as well.  This guy has hacked up body parts and mailed them out to folks!  He even filmed himself doing this.  Police say he recorded a ten minute video and posted it online for all to see.  They say this man also has a YouTube video showing him killing kittens by drowning and asphyxiation and then using the carcasses in sexual acts.

CNN link:

This is insane!  What in the hell are people thinking these days?


Miami Zombie Attack!

Yea, you read the heading correct!  A damn zombie attack…  My first thought….Oh hell, it’s really starting!

Here is the link for the article on CNN

This guy was seriously eating the other guy’s face off!  Don’t ask me why both men were naked…no clue on that one.  In the video, the witness says that the police were yelling for the “zombie” to stop but he just kept right on eating the other guy’s face.  The police officer fired and hit the zombie and he just kept right on eating!  No shit!  Just kept going and going.  The officer then had to fire a few more times to kill the zombie.  It doesn’t say whether or not he had to shoot him in the head, but I’m banking on it!

The police suspect he was using “bath salts”.  I’m not quite sure what that is, but surely it doesn’t cause zombie-like tendencies!  People in the area reported seeing this man walking around looking confused beforehand.  Ummm….zombies look like that all the time folks!  LOL

So, there you have it.  The zombie apocalypse is really starting!  Better refer back to my survival tips quick!

Things NOT to say to a police officer…

Got a small list of phrases that I’m sure will get you in tons of trouble with a police officer if you get pulled over!  I’m sure if you catch a nice officer these would really be hilarious though!

Here goes…

~I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police officer.

~You’re not gonna check the trunk are you?

~I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

~Hold my beer while I look for my license.

~I am not drunk.  I am not slurring either.  I am simply speaking in cursive.

~No, do you know how fast I was driving?

~I’m not sunk, I’m dober.

~Here, take my donut and we’ll call it even.

~Are you sure you wanna put me in the back of your car?  I’ve got a bad case of explosive diarrhea!