So, I have always been told how sarcastic I am… I tend to speak my mind and sometimes forget to edit before it comes out! This tends to come in handy when annoying people refuse to take a polite hint and leave me alone. Hahaha
Here are a few that might just work for ya!
~Can you hold this kleenex for me? I have such a nasty cold. (make sure it’s all crumpled up!)
~My butt really itches! (say really loud and actually scratch your bum!)
~Last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator!
~I haven’t changed my underwear in two weeks! I’m feeling lucky!
~The doctors say my 8th personality is the least dangerous. You should be good sitting next to me. (make sure to lean real close to him/her and whisper)
~Can you believe they only gave me 3 years for killing my own sister?
~Oh damn, I just shit myself…again!
~You ever heard of Charles Manson? Yea, he’s my uncle.
~Ever wonder what chloroform smells like?
~I don’t mean to be so jumpy. It’s just that I had to get out of that place…being in a padded room all day and night can really take a toll on ya.
Try these out and see how they work for ya!