Ok, I’ve asked my crazyfamily to help add to these life-saving tips!
11. Women (especially blondes) and children…find a big strong guy so that you can ride on his shoulders to be a look-out! We wouldn’t want ya’ll going astray and gettin’ lost!
12. a lil addition to the tip above…Remain on his shoulders especially during an attack. Zombies are not picky as to which body part they begin chewing first. So, when the zombie goes to gnawing on the big guy’s leg, gage your distance and jump like hell! As you are scrambling away, keep a sharp eye out for another huge guy! Then simply repeat rules 11 and 12!
13. My aunt heard that zombies cannot swim…ok, well maybe she (and the rest of us!) are just really hoping they can’t! Anyway, try to find a boat or raft. If you can’t find one then you need to start watching…
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