Men are complex creatures! LOL Naw, men are more comical than we give them credit for though. Their way of thinking is actually pretty simple and to the point. And they are big kids! A video game and a trip to Toys-R-Us will prove this! Here’s a few little tid bits about men…
Men like to grill out. Cooking on the grill is considered manly and also dangerous. Playing with fire is a necessity for them.
Buying your husband a camera or video recorder will trigger his creative side! Be prepared!!! Lock the doors when you go to the bathroom ladies! That rock show in the shower or quick trip to the potty will come back to haunt you! LOL
Men know all about sports. They get damn serious and become instant coaches! They prefer that you only speak during commercials…since they need to concentrate! Haha They will yell and coach from the couch too. There are ways to bribe them ladies! That new piece of lingerie you’ve been dying to try on…yep, try that thing on and walk right in front of the T.V. and keep going! Sports game on t.v.??? What game? LOL
Hearing the words, “We need to talk.”, can cause multiple bad reactions to men. They can fall into a coma quickly, immediately develop amnesia or run out of the house! Hell, come to think of it, that phrase could cause skid marks!
Men are sensitive too, ladies. If he builds a campfire and one log doesn’t burn…he will take this shit seriously! His feelings will be hurt and his ego damaged! And somehow their campfires end up getting bigger and bigger! His sensitivity involves other things as well….fishing, sports, grilling, building/putting together anything, etc.
Men, no matter how old, will always get a kick out of pretending to be superheroes. Don’t believe me??? Give him a red cape and see what happens!
Men cannot read minds! Hell, they won’t even attempt to guess! If they ask what’s wrong and you say nothing…they will just accept that answer and move on. LOL They may opt for the “confused” look to keep themselves out of trouble too!
Men consider crying to be blackmail! LOL As they say…a woman is never wrong but when she is, she cries and is somehow right again!